return to news 11th Annual Burns Supper February 3, 2007 Campbell welcomes the Company  Campbell brings in the Haggis   Our Pipers Will Sutherland Shawn Scarlett Will Sutherland   Clan McNab  Colin McNab Toast To The Lassies Top 10 list for making lassies happy: 10. BEAUTY When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better", this will keep her on her toes and lassies love that. 9. CARING Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping, if she says yes, say "you better be", repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 8. THE LITTLE THINGS Recognize the little things… they mean the most, so when she's sleeping, steal all her little things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies! 7. EXCITEMENT If you are talking to another girl, make sure she is looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "F#%$ you" and grab the girls ass. Lassies love competition. 6. PET NAMES Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Lassies love those special nicknames. 5. ENTERTAINING Take her to a party. When you get there she will have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Go to Hannegans with Tom & Johnny, sneak back right when the party's dying and give her shit the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 4. INTIMACY Let her fall asleep in your arms, when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream "49er's!!" in her ear. Repeat this until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things, like Football. 3. MISSING YOU Every time you are in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs, only take one of the pair, just so she misses and remembers you. 2. REMEMBERING Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her that material objects are not important. The only thing that's important is that she makes you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever have. 1. SHARING When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or when ever, tell her you love it. Then next time she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out. (Lassies actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's really funny.)    Caroline McNab The Lassies' Reply It's only right we toast the Lads Because they help us so. Without them, sad would be our lot And long the path we go. They take us on such scenic trips To sites remote and wide. Lads never ask directions; They just trust their 'inner guide.' They save us from the stress and strain Of deciding yes or no. Lads always know what we should do And are pleased to tell us so. And aren't we lucky that they're here To put in their two cents? And share their sound financial ken To improve our fiscal sense. Ah, but when the Lads ask us to dance, It gives our hearts a lilt, For petronellas are superb When they add a flash of kilt. Yes, Lads cherish and protect us And they help us reach our goals. With a wink, a smile, a helping hand, They're music to our souls. But we love them for their honor, For their courage and their pride. Indeed, theres nothing we can't do With a good Lad by our side. So, Ladies, stand and raise your glass To toast each noble Lad. Not only are they heroes, But they're heroes wearing plaid!!      Tim and Tom enjoy Tim's creation: Haggis Cones!   Shawn plays the Sma' Pipes   Donna singing to Shawn's piping